Hiya there. Welcome to my profile! You probably aren't reading this. I love KotLC, and have no idea how to write a profile. So here we go:

Hi! I'm Lady Sassyfur! Welcome to my profile, a mess of random stuff that you didn't ask for and info all about moi! I'd prefer it if you didn't stalk my wall for info, so you can read my profile that'll hopefully answer all of your questions! Of course, you can always ask me questions on my message wall. So sit back, relax, and if you want, read this pile of mouldy crackers!

About me

Good [insert time of day]! Hope you're doing well, my stalker friend. I'm rather boring, but if you're bored I will supply info I'm willing to give.


I am female (she/her). I was born in Canada, and I am a hooman-StrangeDuck hybrid, because some evil scientests did experiments on me. I look like a hooman, but inside I will always be a strange duck. I am half-asian and half-caucasian.

I love lots of things, so you can look at those in other tabs. At the moment, the world is going through some rough times with COVID-19 and the problems that came from it. Everyone, please stay safe. Social distancing, wash your hands, don't touch your face; you know the drill.

Many of you wonder why I am always asleep when you are on, and vice versa: then, I'm assuming you're in North America. 'Tis true, I am probably thousands of miles/kilometres away from you (both work). If you're wondering what time it is for me, it is 12:16, May 16, 2021 (Sunday)

For the most accurate time, you should refresh the page. REFRESH

(Thank you to the administration template coders for the code to show the current time, I couldn't find it on my own!)

I, like you, stalker, like KotLC! I'll admit my interest in them has almost completely died. I feel like the series has been dragged on too long, and I don't really like the writing all that much. But, I still love them a lot! Even though interest almost always dies out in certain books, it's still going to have a place in my heart. I probably would've given up on it if not for this wiki. It's so alive, so passionate; it really is amazing.

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➼Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus, Kane Chronicles, Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard--all by Rick Riordan.
➼Harry Potter by J.K Rowling
➼Princess Academy by Shannon Hale (sounds girly, but it's REALLY good)
➼A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle
➼The Lunar Choronicles by Marissa Meyer
➼Market of Monsters by Rebecca Schaeffer (warning: blood lol)
➼A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket
➼Wizards of Once by Cressida Cowell
➼Not really anymore, but The Land of Stories by Chris Colfer
➼Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis (I've only read the Lion, Witch and the Wardrobe though)
➼Tuesdays at the Castle by Jessica Day George

➼Any of Kate DiCamillo's books; The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane, Flora and Ulysses, Tiger Rising, etc.
➼Wonder by R.J. Palacio
➼Holes by Louis Sachar
➼The Girl Who Drank the Moon by Kelly Barnhill
➼The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime by Mark Haddon
➼Indigo Blue by Cathy Cassidy

➼Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
➼I Capture the Castle by Dodie Smith
➼Peter Pan by J.M. Barrie
➼The Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum
➼Anne of Green Gables by Maud Montgomery

And a million others I forget.

Stuff I love

TV Shows

So, I am squeamish with cuttingβ€”not necessarily the blood, but the action of drawing blood. Reading about it, seeing it, whatever it is; I hate it. Especially in sensitive spots that feel like they could easily be hurt: the inside of your wrist, the pad of your thumb, your throat. Anyways, why I'm mentioning this is I have a bias towards live action, because killing, and death, and cutting are abundant in them. When I was younger, I couldn't stand live action movies and TV shows, and so as I got older I still watched cartoons. I still prefer animation to this day, and I don't watch live action TV shows; I do watch movies though. Live action TV shows can just be pretty sucky. Same thing said for kids shows, but for different reasons.

➀Avatar the Last Airbender
➀Dragon Prince
Aaaand that's kinda it. I don't watch a lot of TV. Anti-climactic, I know. *shrugs* Sorry.

Video Games

I stand by Nintendo, X-box and ps4 just aren't for me. I dunno why :P

  • Legend of Zelda! (so far, Wind Waker, Breath of the Wild and Skyward Sword)
  • Splatoon 2
  • Tetris
  • Overcooked
  • Minecraft (no matter what they say, minecraft is great)
  • Pokemon!
  • Harvest Moon
  • Child of Light
  • Little Inferno
  • Mario, but not really. More of my little siblings.
  • Mario Kart tho, yeas.
  • ...Does anyone remember the Papa's games and Poptropica in 2014? No? Just me? Okie.


MUSICAL PEOPLES YOU GET ME They are a work of amazing art. I love musicals very much. I am an amateur musical lover. The musicals I've listened to/watched are:

  • Newsies
  • Anne of Green Gables
  • Dear Evan Hansen
  • Mean Girls
  • Hamilton!
  • Heathers

(note that this is a growing list.)

Moosic that makes me feel content and less like cr*p:


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  • Team Foster-Keefe
  • Tiana
  • Lylie, when Linh's not a minor
  • Koralie
  • Brantlie

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  • Percabeth - Percy Jackson/HoO
  • Rayllum(!!!) - Dragon Prince
  • KINDER SURPRISE (Kai and Cinderβ€”came up with the name myself) - Lunar Chronicles
  • Thress? Corne? (I like that one, lol) - Lunar Chronicles
  • Alpha - Lunar Chronicles
  • Jacin and Winter - Lunar Chronicles
  • Hinny - Harry Potter
  • Adrienette (despite how dense they are) - Miraculous Ladybug
  • Kataang (don't kill me Zutara shippers)
  • Zelink (watch this and tell me you don't ship it) - Legend of Zelda
  • FRIENDSHIP SHIP! JOHN SERA!!! *John Cena music plays* (DOW DOW DUN DOOWWWW) - UnOrdinary
  • Cati and Andreas! - Miss Abbott and the Doctor
  • Stalkyoo - I Love Yoo
  • Shineiter (lol that sounds weird) - I Love Yoo
  • Fuji and Gramps - Gourmet Hound
  • Tua x Pele - Siren's Lament
  • Shon and Lyra (sorry Ian and Lyra fans) - Siren's Lament
  • Kovit and Nita all the way. - Not Even Bones (book and webtoon)
  • Din-Din and Rachelle! - Where Tangents Meet
  • Blyke and Remi :3 - UnOrdinary

Art stuff

I love art. I love drawing, I love creating. I suck at painting, but I like it sometimes (key word: SOMETIMES). I'm trying to improve constantly, and I know I need a lot of improvement. If you want to say anything, I'd love some constructive criticism! But make sure it's constructive.
The mediums I use most are pencil/pen, and digital.

I might put my art here later, but no guarantees. Idk if I want a lot of people to see it. Jk you, stalker, are probably in the minority of people on this wiki when it comes to my profile. Wait, if I'm reading it myself, I am accusing myself of being a stalker. Can you stalk yourself...? Okay, I'll post some of my art that I like.

My Art

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  • Viria - she does Percy Jackson art
  • Szin
  • Claudia Cacace
  • My sister (Myristica)
  • Chicken Tornado (seriously. She's amazing. See herehere, and here)
  • Quimchee
  • Leehama
  • Snaillord
  • Marvin
  • Maripaz
  • InstantMiso


I love to sing. I'm a Mezzo Soprano, and unfortunately in no singing programs due to lack of extra curricular activities provided by my school. I love to draw, as you now know. I like to eat. Yes, that is very much a hobby. I watch art youtubers sometimes, and I obviously love to read. I like playing soccer (I almost said football, am I losing my North American touch???) but I suck. That's the case with most sports, actually. I used to be great at running, but I have a foot condition, so now they hurt a lot when under stress. I am no longer good at running. *sadness noises* :'(

I love writing! I think I've gotten worse over time, but I still write fanfics.

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And coming soon: A Dex Comic! Though it may never see the light of day. PROCRASTINATION AMIRITe.


I do coding and stuff. I'm always open to helping out, as well as making templates and all that, though there are people here on the wiki who'd be far better at doing it lol.

My crazy Sandbox: https://lost-cities-keeper.fandom.com/wiki/User:Lady_Sassyfur/Sandbox

A list of fonts I know of, that mostly only work on computers:


Josefin Sans

Cinzel Decorative

Times New Roman


Annie use your telescope


Comic Sans (*shudders*)


Abril Fatface




lucida calligraphy






Bilbo swash caps

century gothic



bigelow rules

IM Fell DW Pica


Yeseva one

Henny Penny


Almendra display

Marck Script

Black Melody

The girl next door

osefin Sans Light

Savoye LET


Courier New




It has murdered a good chunk of my sleep. It's made me grin stupidly at my tablet. It's made me laugh when I was sad, and sometimes be grumpy because that's how the characters felt. It has me internally screeching because of cliffhangers.

...ding ding ding! You guessed it:


  • I Love Yoo
  • Gourmet Hound
  • SubZero
  • Super Secret
  • Freaking Romance
  • UnOrdinary
  • Unlovable Replacement
  • Brass and Sass
  • A Good Day to be a Dog
  • Cherry Blossoms
  • Sincerely, Romeo
  • Your Letter
  • Let's Play
  • Humor Me
  • Unfamiliar (not on webtoon though)
  • The Wrath and the Dawn
  • Miss Abbot and the Doctor (SO GOOD READ IT)
  • Where Tangents Meet
  • Siren's Lament
  • Yumi's Cells
  • Anything for You
  • Age Matters
  • Not Even Bones
  • Edith
  • Marry Me!
  • Swimming Lessons for a Mermaid
  • Before We Knew It
  • Soul on Hold

For a full review, check out my blog post!



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If you could read that put it in your profile! Dear Bullies,

That kid you pushed over earlier? You embarrassed them, bruised them, scratched them. Why'dya do it? You have no right. Never will. The girl you called fat? She deserves to love her body. You just try to make her hate herself. The boy you teased for crying? You don't know his story. The man you made fun of for his scars? You don't know his either. That group of people who you referred to with an incredibly disrespectful slur, just for being different? All hating themselves and denying who they are. No one deserves to be bullied, whether or not they're secretly suffering. You don't get that your words have more power than you think. Say the wrong thing, you hurt in millions of ways. Everyone has a story. Everyone's a person. Bullying isn't right - and we're going see that it comes to an end. Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't. Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs, or you're just too lazy. Take it as a challenge. You'd be surprised how many people this affects, positively and negatively. A few clicks of your mouse may just save a life, or bring a smile.


Nickname Who came up with it Who can use it
Lady Sassyfur Me, or Biana since it's her stuffed animal heh Everyone!
Hemera Me, again. It's my Splatoon Username lol, and a Greek deity. Anybody~
Sassyfur I'm not sure, but everyone as a collective. Everybody!
Sassy Sankeerth Caroline Caroline
Sassy CJ Anyone...who dares. But mostly CJ lol
Sassypants Leapord Leapord
Mother Gothel Tsuki Tsuki
My Real Name My parents...? The people I've told. Stalkers, don't use it unless I told you myself. Also, use it in more private threads. Example: Alex and Rain on Night Marauders.
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