Chapter 1: "Sokeefe fanfic"
Keefe woke up to the sound of screaming. Well, squealing was a better way of putting it. He sat up quickly rubbing out his tired eyes as Ro bursted into his room, sword raised, “What is it?” She demanded, staring around the room like a band of blood thirsty psychopaths would pop out and attack her.
Keefe raised an eyebrow, “Have you seriously been waiting by that door all night? Don’t you ogres like...practice gutting out people all night or something?”
Ro grinned smugly, “Maybe I do, now you’d better have a good reason for squealing like a baby, or Mrs. Stinkbottom is going to suffer.”