Here's one from everblaze that's to long to put on there so I'll write it here.
"This is a normal day for you isn't it? Go to school, find out you're coated with a deadly substance, have a few layers of skin burned of, hail your besty the councilor and tell him you dichting study hall to save the world, and he says, ' cool, I'll come with you.'" -Keefe to Sophie.
I'm not sure why, but I found it so funny.