Here's one from everblaze that's to long to put on there so I'll write it here. 

"This is a normal day for you isn't it? Go to school, find out you're coated with a deadly substance, have a few layers of skin burned of, hail your besty the councilor and tell him you dichting study hall to save the world, and he says, ' cool, I'll come with you.'"      -Keefe to Sophie.

I'm not sure why, but I found it so funny.

- Bookfanatic

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