Elves React To Human Inventions

Chapter 1: The iPod
Narrator: Marella, Keefe, Biana, Fitz, Linh, Tam, Dex, and Sophie were in Sophie's room, waiting for Sophie's surprise.

Sophie: Okay! Listen up! Linh suggested that I bring some stuff that I had in the human world, so I went to Mysterium and retrieved them from my old home!

Keefe: YESSSS!!!!!! NOW WE CAN SEE ALL FOSTER HAS IN STORE FOR US!!!! (starts digging in Sophie's bag for cool items.

Sophie: (*notices Keefe taking her laptop) DON'T!!! I will show them to you one by one!!! First I will show you my iPod. (*plays music)

Fitz: I don't understand a single thing this is saying.

Sophie: Oh! The song is FRIENDS by Anne - Marie. (*starts singing) "Haven't I made it obvious? Haven't I made it - "

Keefe: (*snatches iPod and turns on radio)

iPod: LOW 60'S IN LOS ANGELES, VERY CLOUDY WITH A HIGH CHANCE OF RAIN -

Keefe: (*stares at iPod, confused)

Sophie: (*snatches it back and puts on other music and sings) "I'm just lookin' for some real friends. All they ever do is let me down - "

Dex: Okay can we play some other music here?

Biana: Ooohhh I found this song with a nice title!

Marella: Really? (*gets excited) What does it say???!!!

Biana: Um... I can't read it. Sophie? Translator please?

Fitz: And you said it had a nice title! (*elbows Biana)

Biana: Hey! It probably does! (*elbows him back and makes sure there isn't a hole on the side of her dress)

Sophie: The song is called "Thinking Out Loud". Oh no... Not this one... So long ago... (I am not saying I don't like this song, I just need Sophie to dislike something.)

Biana: Please play it anyways!

iPod: So honey now, Take me into your loving arms -

Sophie: Okay now to the better music.

Biana: NOOOO I LIKE IT I WANT THE WHOLE SONG!!!!!!!

Sophie: Fine. Here are earbuds. Push the end through the hole on the bottom, put the two ends in your ears, and you can hear it by yourself.

Keefe, Marella, Fitz, Linh, Dex, and Tam: NO FAIR!!! WE WANT TO LISTEN TOO!!!

Sophie: Fine. (*covers ears)

Linh: It's really that bad? I don't think so!

Tam: Eh... It's okay. I like this one. (Tries to click on another song but misses and ends up clicking a terrible song.

Everyone but Sophie: UGH!!!

Everyone but Tam and Sophie: TAM HOW DARE YOU CLICK THIS HORRIBLE PIECE OF STUFF!!!

Sophie: It is actually pretty good. (*starts singing) So it's gonna be forever! Or it's gonna go down in flames!

Marella: I actually think it is okay.

Tam: WHAT??? NO IT IS HORRIBLE!!!!!

Biana, Fitz, Dex, Linh, and Keefe: Oh yeah, it is okay!

Tam: Ugh. Someone save me!

Everyone: (*cracks up) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!