KotLC Reacts with Inky

KotLC Reacts with Inky
'''Hello everyone, it's me, Inky! The quiet user hiding in the corner has decided to create a Keeper React.''' '''I was inspired to write a KotLC react by BuddingWriter101 on Fanfiction (the website).A lot of my writing is also inspired by Undecided13, another writer on Fanfiction. They are both amazing writers. Go read their stories!''' '''This react takes place after Flashback. Although this react is for comedy purposes, there will still be some elements of a story. So if you don't want Flashback spoilers, then don't read this.''' '''And now I present... KotLC Reacts with Inky!'''

React #1: Band-aids
Inky: *rings a bell* Alrighty, Keeper crew! It's time for our first react! Today, you guys will be reacting to Band-aids! Keefe: *confused* Huh? Dex: What are Band-aids? Inky: *holds up a box of Frozen-themed Band-aids* These are Band-aids. They come in handy when you hurt yourself. *glances at Sophie* But of course, Band-aids can't heal stuff like echoes, broken bones, stab wounds, and melder injuries, so they're useless to you guys. Sophie: Hey! Inky: *shrugs* It's true. Fitz: *mumbles somethings under his breath* Inky: So! Band-aids. For normal people like me, *glances at entire Keeper crew* Band-aids are very useful for healing stuff like papercuts. Linh: You cut yourself on paper? Inky: THE CORNERS WERE VERY SHARP Linh: Sure... Inky: We are reacting to Band-aids today, not the idiotic ways I manage to hurt myself *looks at everyone threateningly* and we need a volunteer for this react. Keefe: *giddily raises hand* I volunteer as tribute! Inky: *sighs* Sophie, have you been showing them Hunger Games? Sophie: Inky: Alrighty, then. Keefe, you will demonstrate for us the ripping off of a Band-aid. Sophie: KEEFE DO NOT AGREE TO- Inky: *stuffs wad of tissues in Sophie's mouth and ties her to a pole* Sophie: MMMMMMMM Fitz: Huh. Sophie actually looks cute like that. Sophie: *blushing* Inky: WE ARE GETTING SO OFF TOPIC!!! *rings bell to get everyone's attention* Everyone except Sophie: Yes? Sophie: MMMMMMMM Inky: Keefe, before you rip a Band-aid off your skin *cackles evilly*, you must first find a way to hurt yourself. *holds up peeler* This, my friends, is called a peeler. It's what we humans use to peel the skin off foods like potatoes and apples. It is also a foolproof way to cut yourself *cue memories* Biana: *nervously* Are you going to peel his skin off? You know that elves don't believe in violence, blood, or gore. Inky: *memories end* *offended* What? Of course not. I don't believe in violence, blood, or gore, either. That's why I invited Lady Gisela here. Gisela, you can come out now! Lady Gisela: Hi Fitz: *points melder at her head* Linh: *forms a sword out of water* Dex: *prepares to throw spiky gadget thing* Sophie: *managed to conjure fireworks out of thin air and ignite them even though she is still tied to the pole* Biana: *vanishes and reappears holding a knife to Gisela's throat* Keefe: *whimpers and goes to the corner to deal with his mommy issues* Inky: Whoa, guys! I thought you didn't believe in violence! Biana: *narrows eyes* We do now. Inky: *offended that the Keeper crew rejected her special guest* Oh my goodness, people. She's not going to harm you! *glances at Keefe* Well, maybe you, Keefe. But why can't you guys set aside your differences for just this one react. And Linh, extinguish Sophie's fireworks before they explode. *mutters to self* How did she even get fireworks in the first place? Lady Gisela: *warily looks at Keeper crew* They still look like they want to kill me. Inky: You'll be fine. *hands Gisela peeler* Lady Gisela: *drags Keefe into the next room* A FEW MINUTES L8TER Keefe: *stumbles out of room with a tiny cut on the back of his hand* She spent the first three minutes asking me about how I was doing in school. After all she's done, and she talks about SCHOOL?! *goes to the corner to grumble* Inky: Keefe, wait! We still need to demonstrate the Band-aid thingy! Keefe: Huh? Oh. Right. Inky: *holds out box of Frozen-themed Band-aids to Fitz* Fitz, you get to choose a Band-aid. Fitz: *looks through beautiful Band-aid selection* Why are there snowmen on here? And is that girl a Froster or what? *chooses a Band-aid with Anna, Elsa, and Olaf* Keefe: *stares at Band-aid on the back of his hand* This is a disgrace to the artistic community. Whoever drew this should never be allowed to touch a pen, crayon, or marker ever again. Inky: *offended again* It's digital art. Sophie: MMMMMMMMMM Linh: Sophie says, "What do we do now?" Dex: You can understand that? Linh: *blushes and nods* Dex and Fitz: Wow. Inky: *rings the bell* Now we wait. Who wants to play the Silent Game for the next five hours? FIVE HOURS L8TER Inky: *rings bell* Alrighty, Keeper crew! Five hours is up! Let's rip off the Band-aid! Sophie: MMMMMMMMMMM Dex: What's Sophie saying, Linh? Linh: I cannot repeat what I just heard. Biana: Ooookkkaaaay then... Inky: Keefe, hold out your hand. Keefe: *reluctantly does so* Inky: *rips off Band-aid* Ta-da! We have ripped off the Band-aid! Keefe, how do you feel? Keefe: Inky: Keefe? *looks down to see Keefe lying on the floor, cradling his hand* Keefe: AAAHHH! THAT HURT! WHY WOULD HUMANS INVENT SUCH AN AWFUL CONTRAPTION? WHY? WHY? WHY? Fitz: Didn't Fintan burn your hand that one time you were with the Neverseen? Keefe: THAT WAS NOTHING COMPARED TO THIS! Sophie: *spits out tissues* Inky, what did you do? Didn't you rip off that Band-aid, like, super fast? Inky: *evil grin* Okay, okay... I was SUPPOSED to rip it off really fast so it didn't hurt... but... I might have ripped it off a little slower... Dex: But we thought you said that you didn't believe in violence! Inky: *rings bell* Linh: We're paying attention, Inky, you don't have to ring the bell. Inky: Oh, what? That was just how I end each react. *rings bells again, this time louder* Keefe: MY EARS Biana: MY EARS Fitz: MY EARS Inky: *rings the bell even louder, if that's possible* GOODBYE, READERS! I'LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT REACT! *react ends*