Thread:Bananazilla the Telepath/@comment-34064772-20180514052254

Happy (terribly belated, I know and I'm sorry) Birthday! I don't really know you and am absolutely horrific at writing nice messages, so I'll just plagiarise something pretentious enough that it could have bee written by me.

“Another adventure-filled year awaits you. Welcome it by celebrating your birthday with pomp and splendour. Wishing you a very happy and fun-filled birthday!”  